[falls in the shower] parkour
do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own

It’s Fennekin! Finally got this done! Fire was hard to figure out!
I was at work using duct tape to fix a thing and a guy jokingly went “what’s the duct tape for, fixing your purse” and I looked him dead in the eye and said, “for silencing the patriarchy” and he looked a little terrified as he scuttled towards the bar.